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Weird & Whacky Wickham

Vintage Bus (June 2011 - present)

Dec 21, 2011 by Cherie Ve Ard 15 Comments

In our last post I mentioned that we’d been staying at Wickham Park in Melbourne, FL.

Ahhh... idyllic Wickham Park campground. Who knew so much crazy lurks here?

Wickham is a community park run by Brevard County, and is almost 400 acres – the campground is just a small part of it. The camping loops are kinda unique in that they’re fairly undefined sites – and folks tend to position their rigs at all sorts of angles to get the best view and privacy.

And unlike most public campgrounds, you can stay long term –  making it an ideal snowbird winter retreat.

Stay with me here… I promise, this is NOT a campground review. 

We’ve stayed there many times while visiting my parents, and have always loved it.  Lots of trees, hiking trails, ponds, disc golf course, wild life, horse stables, dog park, senior center and an active fitness community.

It’s also conveniently located near the community college with lots of shopping within a couple blocks.   And during this particular visit, the park is the site of the county’s charming holiday light fest.

Sounds nice and idyllic, right?   Yeah, we had thought so too.  

Last week I was walking with my mother, and we stopped to talk with one of her neighbors. When I mentioned we were staying up at Wickham, he immediately said:

“That’s a dangerous place!  What, with the beatings and machete attack.”

Uh.  *blink* What?

My mother dismissed him as teller of tales, but I immediately turn to Google. And I found nothing.  So we chalked it up to local folklore or crazy talk.

Uh.. that's a lot of damage for hitting a tree at low speed???(Photo by Malcolm Denemark, FLORIDA TODAY)

And then oddly, Monday evening we caught a flash of a news story on TV – about how a Wickham Park ranger had totaled one of the park’s trucks that morning.   Ok, weird…  but things happen.

Now the story turns bizarre.

Officers had been called to Wickham Park back on the evening of December 10 to investigate – you got it, a machete attack.

Some nut job came into the campground, asked a family for money for booze and when they refused .. left and came back to attack them with a MACHETE!!  Dude… a real fricken machete! In our campground!!

The local paper ran a brief story yesterday, which is why I found no mention of it earlier.  If you want even more crazy, click through to the comments on the story.

After arresting the dude, the police went to track down the ranger on duty to question him. Much to their surprise, they found his heavily beat up car parked at the ranger station – which had been identified at a hit-and-run accident nearby with a pedestrian earlier in the evening.  I’m thinking our ranger isn’t the best of drivers? And from reading more of the story, probably a bit crazy himself.

Oh, and did I mention that the last time we stayed at Wickham in April, we were awoken to a bang at the door at 5am to call 911?? A walker in the morning had thwarted an arsonist trying to burn the park down?!?

So.. let’s total the crazy we’ve experienced at Wickham Park this year:

  • Arsonist
  • Machete Weilding Whackjob
  • Pyscho Ranger

And that my friends, was exactly the impetus we needed to fire up the bus yesterday for our scheduled departure (which we had been contemplating extending).

 

 

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  1. Grammynmaggie says

    Jun 5, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    I live about 5 miles away from Wickham and I go there often to empty my tanks because I am staying with my 92 year old father and my motorhome is in the driveway he is in the house anyway I have never run across any problems at Wickham Park I know they’re bound to be things that happened everywhere anywhere in the world every once in awhile and Wickham would be no different I feel it’s a very safe Park to be in just my two cents

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    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Jun 5, 2016 at 10:16 pm

      Thankfully our couple of stays since have been problem free. However, in our 10 full time years on the road we’ve had far more ‘encounters’ at Wickham Park than anywhere else.

      Reply
  2. Larry Hosken says

    Dec 22, 2011 at 10:19 am

    “If you want even more crazy, click through to the comments on the story.”

    What sorts of things did they say before they were deleted?

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 22, 2011 at 11:09 am

      There was a very long one from another camper who had interacted with both the family attacked, and the pyscho ranger that same day that gave more information on the details of the attack that were left out of the article.

      I’m now sorry we hadn’t screen captured it before they took it down.

      Reply
  3. Ayo says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    TOTAL insanity. Wow – glad you stuck around long enough for the wild stories, but not long enough to get yourselves into any trouble. Stay safe!

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 22, 2011 at 11:11 am

      Yeah.. we count ourselves blessed to have been there for the story, but not the impact.

      Sad part is.. Melbourne is a place we need to frequent, and there are few other options in the area.

      Reply
  4. Russell Decker says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Wow, you’re safer in a Walmart parking lot!

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 22, 2011 at 11:14 am

      Hahah.. yeah. Our boondocking friends now feel affirmed in their decision to stay ‘in back alleys’. 🙂

      Reply
  5. Paul says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Wow! I think you two made a good move when you decided to roll down the highway.

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 22, 2011 at 11:14 am

      Yup. But now what about when we need to return to Melbourne? 🙂

      Reply
  6. ddlee says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 9:40 am

    What is that old saying?

    May you live in interesting times.

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 22, 2011 at 11:15 am

      Indeed. Life is generally always interesting. Sometimes it has a dash of crazy in it.

      Reply
  7. Clarke Hockwald says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Wise decision Cherrie…..county parks can be sketchy. We’re staying at a county park, and it is pretty well run, but we do get the odd situation periodically. One thing that keeps the nutty stuff rare is there is a 14 day limit….NOW. Prior to 2 years ago they did not enforce it, and had a lot of similar problems. Safe travels!

    Reply
    • Cherie Ve Ard says

      Dec 21, 2011 at 9:56 am

      A 14-day limit would help with the crazies who might be living long term in a park. And for sure, they come and go. Whickham seems really good about evicting folks (read the comments in the linked article.. perhaps too good.).

      In the cases above however, none of the crazies were campground residents. The arsonists was likely a local who was attacking the park’s youth center. The machete dude was not staying at the campground, probably a local as well. The ranger.. well, maybe they need a 14-day limit on the rangers 🙂

      Reply
  8. Duncan says

    Dec 21, 2011 at 9:05 am

    Crazy!

    Be safe guys.

    Reply

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